TOP TEN REASONS TO TAKE CHEMISTRY:
10) It's fun to say "Erlenmeyer"
9) If your parents ground you, dissolve their car!
8) Mrs. Allen is soo much cooler than Mr. Allen
7) Colleges like it more than Basketweaving 101
6) You get to watch Flubber
5) Find out what's in your school lunch!
4) You don't have to mess with dead things like in Biology.
3) Goggles, Goggles, Goggles!
2) You don't have to get all sweaty like you do in P.E.
1) Many major corporations are now asking applicants to balance equations